Napkins Jokes

Think TWICE about these sayings……

It’s a dog eat dog world out there. And they’re short on napkins. Never trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Married people don’t live longer than single people. It just seems longer. Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse. Common Sense Isn’t. Sooner or later, EVERYONE stops smoking. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. The best way…

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If Men Were In Charge Of Weddings…..

There would be a “Rehearsal Dinner Kegger” until the cops showed up. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors. June weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs. Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit that “forsaking all others” part. The couple would leave the ceremony in…

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If MEN planned weddings

There would be a “Rehearsal Dinner Kegger” until the cops showed up. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cutoffs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors. June weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs. Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit that “forsaking all others” part. The couple would leave the ceremony in…

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