Nake Jokes

Two friends are lying on the nude beach, suddenly a snake comes by, and takes a bite of one guy’s dick. His friend runs to the nearest emergency post, and tells the whole story. The girl of the emergency post says: “You’ll have to suck the poison out, otherwise your friend will be dead in 15 minutes.” He runs back as fast as he can. His friend is still lying there, and as soon as he see the friend he…

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Two snakes were slithering along a trail. One snake asked the other, “Hey, are we poisonous?” The other one said, “I don’t know, why?” He exclaimed, “I just bit my lip.”

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A cowboy was riding his horse accross his pasture. A snake spooked his horse and bucked the cowboy off. The cowboy cursed at the snake and yelled “Don’t bite me!” The snake said “NO, I’m a genie snake, I can give you three wishes. What would you like me to grant you?” The cowboy thought for a minute. Then said “A million dollars in the bank.” The snake said, “Granted, next.” Again the cowboy thought. Then said “The most beautiful…

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There was a young couple who had driven their car up to a secluded spot that overlooked the city. They made out and eventually ended up naked in the back seat of the car. It began to rain in sheets. The man said to the lady, “We should probably go before this storm gets too bad.” They climbed into the front seat and started the car. When he pushed on the gas the tires just spun and the car didn’t…

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Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. As a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down, also knocking the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny. “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. You see, I’ve been…

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