Proud Mothers
Shaquille O’ Neal’s Mom: My Shaq could dunk at the age of 10! Mozart’s Mom: Mozart could play piano at 5! Monica’s Mom: We couldn’t keep a banana in the house…
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Shaquille O’ Neal’s Mom: My Shaq could dunk at the age of 10! Mozart’s Mom: Mozart could play piano at 5! Monica’s Mom: We couldn’t keep a banana in the house…
A Jewish mother is walking down the street with her two young sons. A passerby asks her how old the boys are. “The doctor is three,” the mother answers, “and the lawyer is two.”
Q: Have you ever smelled mothballs? A: Well, how did you spread their tiny legs?
A man and his wife are out playing golf. They tee off and his drive goes to the right while her drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. The mystery woman looks at the wife…
What did the blond mother say to her blond daughter? If you’re not in bed by ten, come home!
This guy in New York bought a lotto ticket everyday, and everyday he told his son, ” son, if I win the lotto, it’s going to be France, champagne and Brigitte Bardot.” The next day again he comes home shows the lotto tickets to his son and says, “son, if I win the lotto it’s going to be France, champagne and Brigitte Bardot.” Finally his son, tired of hearing the same thing, askes, ” Dad what if you dont win?”…
If both Mother Theresa and Princess Diana were alive today, they’d be awfully mad at having been buried alive!
Three Jewish immigrant brothers named Moshe, Aaron and Daniel, had a dinner reunion to celebrate their fifteen years stay in America. Since Mother’s Day was just around the corner, they were discussing the gifts they would be giving their Momma back home in Israel. Moshe the eldest brother said, “I had a mansion built in Jerusalem and Momma would be moving into it on Mother’s Day.” Aaron the middle brother said, “I bought a special edition Mercedes Benz for Momma…
Once upon a time, a beautiful princess was seated on the shore of a pond near her castle. As she combed her golden tresses in the reflection of the pristine water, a frog hopped into her lap and spoke to her. “Dearest Princess, I was once a handsome prince with a thousand servants and riches beyond your imagination. One day a beggar woman transformed me into this frog that you see before you, for she was indeed a witch. But…
Q; Whats the difference between the Erie Canal and a mean mother-in-law? A; The Erie Canal is a Busy Ditch.