Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in a rural Alabama town, and a detective goes into the coroner’s to find the causes of death. The coroner points to the first dead man. “This is Cletus, the Lucky SOB” he says. “He died of shock after winning 20 million on the lottery.” He then moves on to the second smiling corpse. “This is Bubba,” the coroner says with a grin. “He died having oral sex with Trudy-May, first sex…
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A man walks into a morgue and askes the undertaker for a brain he can use as a transplant for himself. The undertaker says, “Well we have two brains, a man and a woman’s. The man’s brain is $2 and the woman’s brain is 20,000,000.” “Why is the woman’s brain so expensive?” the man asks. The undertaker says, “Well, it hasn’t been used much.”
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Olie died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So his 2 friends, Sven and Lars, went down to try and I.D. the body. Sven went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Sven said “Yaa, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.” So the mortician rolled him over and Sven looked at his ass and said, “No, dat ain’t Olie.” The mortician didn’t say anything but thought…
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