blondes & mopeds
Q: What do a blonde and a moped have in common? A: They’re both fun to ride until your friends see you with them.
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Mop Jokes
mop bucket
There was this guy who walked into a bar and he told the bartender,”bartender give me a couple of beers” so the bartender gave him a couple of beers,after the guy drank the beers he went to the bathroom and started to scream he then came back and asked for a few more beers and like before he went to the bathroom and started to scream and when he came back the bartender asked,”why do you keep screaming when you…
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Fat Girls
What do fat girls and mopeds have in common? They are both a lot of fun to ride until your friends see ya!
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skeleton
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop, please.”
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Siamese Twins
One sunny Tuesday afternoon, in a bar in Normandy, France, a Barman notices two guys sitting in the corner leaning on each other. The Barman, feelng a bit homophobic, goes over to these two and says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t accept gay people in this bar! There is a lovely gay bar down the road if you are interested!” The couple look angry and one replies, “I’m sorry to tell you, but we are not gay! We are in…
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Addressing Superiors
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but needed change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base’s corridor floors and asked him, “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Private Duncan replied, “Sure.” The Corporal turned red, and said, “That’s no way to address a superior office! Now let’s try it again. ‘Private, do you have change for a dollar?’” Private Duncan replied, “No, SIR!”
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Car name acronyms
ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile AMC -All Makes Combined AMC -A Major Cost AMC -A Mutated Car AMC -A Moron’s Car AMC -Another Major Catastrophe AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench BMW -Beastly Monsterous Wonder BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BMW -Barely Moving Wreck BMW -Big Money Waste BMW -Big Money. Why?…
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If Men Were In Charge Of Weddings…..
There would be a “Rehearsal Dinner Kegger” until the cops showed up. Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not. Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors. June weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs. Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically, but omit that “forsaking all others” part. The couple would leave the ceremony in…
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The Lighter Side of Room Service
This telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room service at a hotel in Asia was recorded and then published in the Far East Economic Review : Room Service: “Morny. Ruin sorbees.” Guest: “Sorry, I thought I dialed room service.” Room Service: “Rye… Ruin sorbees… morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??” Guest: “Uh… yes… This is Room 203. I’d like some bacon and eggs.” Room Service: “Ow July den?” Guest: “What??” Room Service: “Ow July den?… Pry, boy, pooch?” Guest: “Oh,…
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Monopoly Fun Facts
Warning: Some of these facts may have expired. Was written in 1995. Also, this is VERY long, but PLEASE read it all… Q. What was the longest MONOPOLY game ever? A. 70 days Q. How many little green houses have been built since the MONOPOLY game began? A. Approximately 5.1 Billion Q. What is the longest MOMOPOLY game ever played upside down? A. 36 hours Q. What’s the most frequently rolled number with the dice? A. 7 Q. What’s the…
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