Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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There were 3 monkeys in a tree..why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.
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Why do monkeys paint their nuts red? To hide in the cherry trees. What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? Giraffes eating cherries
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Q: Why did the monkey paint his balls red? A: To hide in a cherry tree Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle? A: An elephant eating cherries
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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey please.” The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop, and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash and handed it to the customer, saying “That’ll be $5000.” The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the…
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God created the mule and told him, “you are mule. You will work constantly from dawn to dusk, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years.” The mule answered, “To live like this for 50 years is too much. Please, give me no more than 30.” And it was so. Then God created the dog and told him, “You are dog. You will hold vigilance over the dwellings of…
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One day a man and his monkey walk into a bar. The Bartender says “Let the monkey down to play.” The man says “No, Cause I’m afraid he’ll mess something up.” The Bartender says “it’ll be alright.” So the man lets the monkey down, The monkey runs and jumps on the pool table and swallows the Q-ball. The mans says “I told you he’d mess something up.” So the man picks up the monkey and leaves the bar. The next…
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A little boy asked his mother, “Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?” The mother replied, “I don’t know, son, I never met your father’s folks.”
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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you could talk.” The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. “You can understand what I’m saying?” asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up…
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Did you hear about the disaster at a major U.S. university? The scientists were cloning monkeys, and one of them blew up. The scientists are trying to determine what went wrong by sifting through the Rhesus’ pieces.
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