Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Three Italian mothers were attending a football game. Each had a son playing on the same team. At the start of the game, the first boy saw his opportunity, grabbed the ball and running quickly, out-foxed the opposing team, making the first touchdown. His mother, obviously proud of her son, sprang from the bleachers, shouting in her broken Italian accent, “Thatsa *my* boy! I raised him onna de Pet milk. Ain’t he-a Peach?” Soon, the second boy received the ball…
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Your momma ain’t got no hands, your father ain’t got no eyes, and your mother told your father she was going to smack him and your father said, “I wanna see you do it.”
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Little Johnny was walking past his mother’s bedroom one day. He looked in. She was rubbing her chest, and saying, “I need a man, I need a man.” The next day, Johnny walked by his mother’s room again, and again, she was rubbing her chest and saying, “I need a man, I need a man.” The day after that, Johnny walked by his mother’s room, and she was in there with a man! Excitedly, Johnny ran to his room, started…
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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn’t eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf. Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven’t even finished your Grandmother yet. Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts. Shut up and eat what’s put in front of you. Mommy, Mommy! What’s an Oedipus complex? Shut up and kiss me! Mommy, Mommy! What’s for dinner? Shut up and get back in the…
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Mommy Mommy why is everyone running? SHUT UP, and reload.
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I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years: “When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of his allowance.”
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Your momma is so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
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your momma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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your moma is so fat when it rains she has to go inside the house so the yard can get watered.
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Joe asked his friend Jack to stand in front of his car and tell him if his directional blinker lights were working. Watching ever so cautiously, Jack replied, “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no!”
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