Yo Momma so poor….
Yo momma so poor she can’t pay attention.
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Mommy Mommy 2
Mommy Mommy why is daddy running so fast? SHUT UP and step on the gas.
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Your Momma is a lot like…
Your Momma’s a lot like a Field Goal… She’s good!!! Your Momma’s a lot like 1-800-COLLECT, Fast, Easy, Cheap! Your Momma’s a lot like Sprint, 15 cents a minute! Your Momma’s a lot like Hostess Chips, She’s the stuff!!!
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Yo momma so bald
YA MOMA SO BALD YOU CAN SEE WHATS ON HER MIND.
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ya mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mamma — THE LIST YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll…
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WHY Mommy is here……
My friend’s daughter is four years old, and has a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. Thinking visual images would help, my friend got out their wedding album and explained the entire service to her. Once finished, he asked if she had any questions, and she replied, “Oh, I see. Is that when Mommy came to work for us?”
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Welcome Home, Mom!
Lil’ Johnny’s mother had been away a week at a N.O.W. convention, and when she returned home, she was anxious to hear about his week. “Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I was scared, so Daddy and me slept together,” her son said. “Johnny!” said the boy’s French Au Pair, “Don’t you mean ‘Daddy and I’?” “No!” replied Johnny. “That was Thursday. I’m talking about Monday night.”
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The funniest new yo momma fat joke EVERRR!!!!!
Your moma’s so fat, When she bent over, astronauts looked down from space and thought they discovered a new planet.
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Most-embarrasing moment stories
One of the funniest “most-embarrassing-moment” stories I’ve come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: “PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE.” That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear…
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Mommy, mommy …a pool
“Mommy, mommy, I don’t want a pool no more.” The mother answers, “Shut up and keep spitting!”
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