The three moles
There were three moles in a hole. The first mole stuck his head up and said, “I smell bacon”. The second mole stuck up his head and said, “I smell sausage”. The third mole stuck up his had and said, “I smell mole-asses”.
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There were three moles in a hole. The first mole stuck his head up and said, “I smell bacon”. The second mole stuck up his head and said, “I smell sausage”. The third mole stuck up his had and said, “I smell mole-asses”.
A new priest does confession for the first time and is extremely nervous. Father Murphy, the seasoned veteran, assures him it’s no problem, there’s a chart on the wall listing the sins and number of Hail Mary’s. First sinner comes in and says, “Father forgive me for I have sinned”. New priest ask what he’s done and he says, “I lusted in my heart”. New Priest looks at the chart and replies, “Three Hail Mary’s.” Next sinner comes in and…
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