Miss Piggy
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? A: Because once she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? A: Because once she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
Q. Why does Miss Piggy take a shower in honey? A. Because Kermit likes sweet ‘n’ sour pork!
The following are two of the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest: “While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving *right now*, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said…