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Why do all mexicans buy cabage patch kids? for the birth certificates!!!
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Mexican Jokes
the mexican and the 2 houses
What did the Mexican say when the two houses fell on him? He said, “Get off me, homes!”
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Starve a Mexican
How do you starve a Mexican? Hide his food stamps under his work boots?
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600 mexicans
Q: Why were there only 600 mexicans at the alamo? A: Because they only had two vans.
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Mexican Bungee
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, “You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.” The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.…
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Mexican Bungee Jumping
Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Joe, “you know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico.” Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they’ll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people…
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Mexican Shock!
Q: Why did the Mexican throw his wife out of the window? A: Tequila!
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the american, the musslem&the mexican
There was an American, a Muslim & a Mexican on the edge of a cliff. THe Mexican said, ” This is for my country!” and jumped off. Then the American said, “This is for my country!” and pushed the Muslim off.
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mexican olympics?
Why doesn’t mexico have an Olympic team? Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are over here.
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Signs and Symptoms of Menopause
1. HOTFLASHES You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. NIGHT SWEATS The person you sleep with complains about snow piling up on the bed. 3. MOOD SWINGS Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. 4. MEMORY LOSS You write post-it notes with your kids’ names on them. 5. IRRITABILITY Your husband…
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