Menstrual period Jokes

Congratulations

A young couple has been married five years but Debbie has been unable to get pregnant. Then, having missed her menstrual period for a second consecutive month, she visits her doctor who examines her and gives her the good news. “Congratualtions, Debbie,” he smiles, “You’re going to have a baby.” On the bus going home, Debbie is so happy that she is bursting to tell somebody. She glances at the friendly-looking man sitting beside her and says “Excuse me, sir,…

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A lovely blonde had just had a complete physical after having missed two consecutive menstrual periods. “Well, Mrs. Appleby,” smiled her doctor. “I have good news for you.” “Wait, Doctor,” she interrupted. “It’s not MRS. Appleby…it’s MISS Appleby.” “Oh,” said the doctor. “In that case, Miss Appleby, I have bad news for you.”

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