Mamma Jokes

Yo mamma so fat, that when I fucked her ass the other night, I had to slap her ass and ride the wave in!

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Yo Mama is so fat that when she sits on a rainbow, Skittles pop out… Yo Mama is so fat that when she gets hit by a 747 she goes “Oh, mosquito.”

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Your mamma’s like a race car, she burns 4 rubbers a day

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Your Mamma’s so dumb she sent your little brother to rehab because he was Hooked on Phonics.

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your mamma is so stupid she put your brother in rehab because he was hooked on phonics

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yo mamma is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone. yo mamma is so fat, everytime she wears red, all the neighborhood people come out singing, “go koolaid, go koolaid”. yo mamma is so fat, that when one day while she was bungee jumping in a yellow suit, someone said, “oh my god, someone do something! the sun is falling!”

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Yo mamma so stupid, that she got locked in Food Mart and thought she was going to starve to death!

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yo mamma is so slutty she could suck-start a Harley

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