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yo mama is so stupid

Yo mama is so stupid that she dialed 911 on the microwave. Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a Grocery store and starved. Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in the Bathroom and peeded in her pants.

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A Redneck MaMa’s Letter to her Son

Dear Son: Just a few lines to let you know I’m still alive. I will write this letter slowly because I know you can’t read fast. First the big news…your Dad heard that most accidents happen close to home so we moved. You won’t know the house when you come home as I can’t send you the address because the last redneck family that lived here took the house numbers with them so they wouldn’t have to change their address.…

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Yo Slutty Mama

Yo mama’s so slutty, I could of been your daddy but the dog beat me upstairs! Yo mama’s so slutty, I could’ve been yo daddy but the guy behind me had the right change!

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yo mama so stupid she walked by the YMCA and said,look honey somebody spelled macy wrong.

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15 Yo Mama’s

1) Yo momma’s so fat she’s got more crack than Harlem! 2) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to take a Chia pet for a walk! 3) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with somebody! 4) Yo momma’s arm pits are so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock! 5) Yo momma’s so cheap she charged admission to the Thanksgiving dinner! 6) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to study for a blood…

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