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Why are men like lawn mowers? If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it. Why is a hard man good to find? You don’t have to stay up half the night massaging his ego. How is an ex-husband like an inflamed appendix? It caused you a lot of pain, and after it was removed you found out you didn’t need it anyway. What do men and pantyhose have in common? They either cling, run or don’t fit right…

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Men & Pantyhose

Q. What do men and pantyhose have in common? A. They either cling, run or don’t fit right in the crotch! Q. Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet? A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A. Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manuals.”

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It begins with MEN

Men-tal Anxiety. . . Men-opause. . . Men-tal Breakdown. Ever noticed that all our problems start with MEN? Q: What’s the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked blonde and a sixpack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common? A: They either cling, run or don’t fit right in the crotch! Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet? A: Because…

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