Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Some folks have it, some don’t. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don’t have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s an nifty toy, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of those who don’t have it would like to try it.…
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Eleven reasons e-mail is like a male reproductive organ: 11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut off. 10. Those who have it think that those who don’t are somehow inferior. 9. Those who don’t have it may agree that it’s neat, but think it’s not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it. 8. Many of those who don’t have it would like to try it, a phenomenon psychologists call *E-Mail…
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A mailman was on his usual route when he delivered a package. After ringing the doorbell, a little boy answered. The mailman needed a signature so he asked the little boy if his mom was home. The little boy replied, “Yes, but right now she is out back fucking a goat.” The shocked mailman asked the boy if that bothered him but he only replied “naa-a-a-a-ah.”
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A blonde walks outside opens her mailbox, slams it shut, and storms back inside mad. The guy next door can’t figure out what that was all about. Five minutes later she does the same thing and the guy still can’t get it so he goes outside to wait for a third time. Three minutes later she does it again and the guy asks her, “Why do you keep running out here opening your mailbox and then storm back in?” The…
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WHAT IF GOD HAD VOICE MAIL We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life. But you may have wondered: what if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this: Thank you for calling The Lord’s House. Please select from the following options: Press 1 for GENERAL REQUESTS Press 2 for THANKSGIVING Press 3 for COMPLAINTS Press 4 for HEALING Press 5 for HELP WITH THE IRS Press 6 for…
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Mailman John walks down the street. It is is last day on the job. The first door he comes to, the people hand him fruit and flowers and said that they appreciated his work. The next door he comes to the people give him home-baked chocolate chip cookies and said the same thing. Then the next door he comes to, a beautiful blonde answers the door and says “come in”. He comes in and they do it, and they come…
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Q: What is the new messaging service for gay men? A: WWW.HotMALE.CUM
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WELCOME TO THE E-MAIL WONDERLAND (Sing to the tune of Walking In A Winter Wonderland) Another “ping”, Are you listenin’? The puter screen, Is a glistenin’. With icons so bright, They light up the night, Welcome to the e-mail wonderland! Gone away, Are the hall talks. Here to stay, Is the IN-BOX. Flagged “urgent, please read!”, And “answer with speed!”. Welcome to the e-mail wonderland! In the morning e-mails start to add up. No lunch today cause messages abound. Just…
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A man at a nudist camp got a letter from his mother asking for a picture. Since the only pictures he had were taken in the nude, he cut one in half and mailed her the part showing him only from the waist up. His mom wrote back after receiving the photograph and said, “Thanks for the picture. Can your grandma have one too?” The guy thought, “Since grandma can’t see well, I’ll just give her the bottom half,” and…
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When creating email addresses, many colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and middle initial to either the beginning or end. For example, Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may occur when there is a large and diverse pool of accounts. Add to that a large database of company/college acronyms and you have some very funny addresses. TOP TEN…
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