Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
This guy comes home from work and runs up the stairs yelling honey pack your bags i just hit the lotto. She’s all excited and says well should i pack for the ocean or should i pack for the mountains? He says i dont give a shit just pack your bags and get the fuck out.
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At the annual company Christmas party, the staff decided to play a practical joke on their boss. When he went to the restroom, they (with his wife) went through his coat pockets and found his LOTTO ticket. Then they wrote down his numbers and called the waitress over to set up a little prank. She came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know the night’s winning LOTTO numbers. She then proceeded to read them out…
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire straits. His business has gone bust and he is in serious financial difficulty. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes to the synagogue and begins to pray, “God please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto.” Lotto nite comes and someone else has won. Jacob…
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This guy in New York bought a lotto ticket everyday, and everyday he told his son, ” son, if I win the lotto, it’s going to be France, champagne and Brigitte Bardot.” The next day again he comes home shows the lotto tickets to his son and says, “son, if I win the lotto it’s going to be France, champagne and Brigitte Bardot.” Finally his son, tired of hearing the same thing, askes, ” Dad what if you dont win?”…
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