Light beam Jokes

Pierre and Thibadox were workin on the roof. It got dark and the ladder fell down. Pierre asked Thibadox how they were gonna get down. Thibadox said, “I am gonna take this flashlight and shine it to the ground and you slide down the beam.” Pierre said, “No, you’re gonna turn it off when I get halfway down.”

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One night two Mental Patients were standing under an orange fruit tree. One said to the other. ” I am going to turn on my flashlight for you climb on the light beam and pick an Orange for me.” The other replied, “do you think I am crazy, what if when I climb on the light beam you turn off the light and let me fall?”

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Stuttering John was, once again, rathered embarrassed at the toothbrush company’s monthly sales meeting. “How many tooth brushes did you sell this month?” asked his sales manager. “I ssssold fffour tttooothbrushes llast month, bboss,” stammered John. “That doesn’t cut the mustard,” shouted the sales manager, “you need to come up with a gimmick if you want to be a successful salesman!’ “Wwhat’s a gggiimmick?” asked John. “You know,” said the sales manager, “anything that will make the customer buy your…

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After hours of polishing his new, chromed-out Harley, a young stud rides it down the main street of town, sure that every eye is on him and his beautiful new bike. At the stoplight, an ol’ geezer pulls up on the ugliest, rustiest, oil-dripping piece of junk motorcycle the young stud has ever seen. The ol’ geezer grins a toothless grin and asks, “So, how do ya like her?” The young stud beams with pride and says, “Great! I just…

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