Lettuce tomato Jokes

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This is the of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is about 5 or 6. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunkbeds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his gal climb up to the top. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy,…

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B.L.T.N.T.

A man walks into a diner and sits down. The waitress comes over and hands him a menu. He hands it back and says “I already know what I want, I want a B.L.T.N.T.” The waitress looks at him with a confused look and says,”I know what a B.L.T. is but what does N.T. mean? The man replys, “Bacon, lettuce, and tomato not toasted.” So the waitress goes and gets his sandwich. After he eats it, she comes over and…

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