Lesbians
Q. How many ‘screws’ are in a lesbian’s bed? A. None, it’s all tongue and groove!
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Lesbians
Q: Why are lesbians fat? A: Cause they always eat out and don’t do dick.
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Congressmen VS Lesbians
Q: What do you get when you put fifty Congressmen and fifty lesbians in one building together? A: One hundred people that refuse to do dick!
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Clinton in hell
PRESIDENT CLINTON DIED AND WENT TO HELL. AT THE GATE HE WAS MET BY THE DEVIL. THE DEVIL SAID, “YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES ON HOW YOU WILL SPEND ETERNITY. THE FIRST BEING YOU CAN RULE YOUR OWN WORLD. THE SECOND IS YOU CAN BE THE ONLY MAN IN A WORLD OF WOMEN.” THINKING OUT LOUD, PRESIDENT CLINTON SAID, “WELL I RULED THE WORLD AS PRESIDENT, BUT EVERY TIME I TRIED TO GET A PIECE OF ASS, KEN STARR HAD TO…
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Racing
Q. If 2 queers and 2 lesbians got in a race who would win?? A. The lesbians because they’re done licky split while the queers are still packing their shit.
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Drinking Regulation
Two lesbians walk into a bar, and take a seat on a couple of barstools. After a moment, the bartender notices them, and comes over. “We’ll have a couple of 14 year-old’s,” says one of them. The bartender looks at them disgustedly, and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors to liquors.”
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