Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Two plumbers, Bob and Phil, went bar-hopping every week together, and every week like clockwork, Bob would go home with a woman while Phil went home alone. One week Phil had had enough and asked Bob for his secret to picking up women. “That’s easy,” said Bob. “When you’re out on the dance floor and she leans in and asks you what you do for a living, don’t tell her you’re a plumber. Tell her you’re a lawyer.” Later Phil…
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LAWYERS AND SNAKES What is the difference between a snake and a lawyer? One is an asp in the grass, the other…
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Q: What happens to lawyers when they take viagra? A: They get taller
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out…
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Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a sperm? A. The sperm has a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being!!
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You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser”. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.” He tells you that he’s never told a lie. During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy. He asks a hostile witness to “pull my finger.” A prison guard is shaving your head. Most…
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What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge?? pollution What do you call all lawyers thrown off a bridge?? solution
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A man was walking along the beach when he saw a half buried ornate bottle. He picked it up and after examining it closely, removed the decorative stopper. As expected, a cloud of smoke blew out and a Genie appeared. The Genie informed the man that he was now the Genie’s master and was granted three wishes, but with a rider attached. The Genie proceeded to announce that his previous master was Bill Clinton and his third wish was for…
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Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A: One is a bottom dwelling scum sucker and the other is a fish.
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Question: “What do you get when you cross a dishonest politician and a crooked lawyer?” Answer: “Chelsea”
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