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Bad News from the Doctor

A young couple decided to tie the knot, so they went to the doctor for physical exams. Afterward the doctor called the young man into his office and told him he had some good news and some bad news. “The good news,” he explained, “is that your fianc?e has gonorrhea.” The guy paled. “If that’s the good news, then what the hell is the bad news!?” “Well,” the doctor elaborated, “The bad news is that she didn’t get it from…

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Bottom of the Ninth

There was a strange performance at the LA Philarmonic the other day… It was Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, and it was dedicated to Sammy Sosa… He and his wife got a standing ovation as they took their front-row seats… As the orchestra began to play, the Base players, who don’t have any part until an hour into the Symphony, began to get bored…they held a whispered conversation, and decided to slip quietly out to the Lobby for a few drinks…so they…

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