Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives went along as caddies. While walking around the course, the English man’s wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn’t wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her state of undress. “Well darling,” she explained, “you give me so…
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What did the priest say when he saw mosquitoes in church? Let us spray. Why did the witches stop work? Because they needed to rest a spell. Why are people fatter In the morrning? They are WIDE awake. What shape is an empty parrot cage? A polygon What would a lawyer do if his wife pushes him down the tollet? Sewer Where do you buy rude T-shirts? The menSWEAR department What type of cowboy lends money? A lone (loan) ranger…
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An elderly couple are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary in the country restaurant where they had their first date. They reminisce about that first night and remember how they’d snuck out of the restaurant to the yard, she’d bent over the back fence and he’d taken her passionately from behind. They decide to reenact that first act of love. Another diner has overheard this conversation and, incredulous, follows them out to the backyard. Sure enough, the old lady removes her…
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One policeman says to the other: “When I get home, I am going to rip the wife’s knickers and bra off.” “That’s a bit harsh, isn’t it!?” says the other policeman. “No, the elastic is killing me!!!” was replied.
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The newlyweds were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the big burly husband tossed his trousers to his bride and said, “Here, put these on”. She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t wear your trousers”, she said. “That’s right”, said the husband, “and don’t you forget it. I’m the man and I wear the trousers in this family!” With that she flipped him her…
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