Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An attorney is visiting his client at a large real estate development company. The attorney asks his client, “I have a good broker joke — do you want to hear it?” The client says, “You should know that I am a broker, my boss is a broker, and the Chairman of the Board is a broker. Now, do you really want to tell your joke in here?” The attorney thinks for a minute, and responds, “Naw, I don’t want to…
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A man walks into a pub and sees a 6′ 4″ blonde at the bar he says to her do you want to hear a blonde joke. She turns to him and says look I’m the Ladies World long distance swimming champion and I weigh 13 stone and am not fat my blonde friend over there is the Ladies world weight lifting champion she weighs 16 stone and is not fat and sat next to her is my other blonde…
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During his last visit to the United States, Pope John Paul II was interviewed by Barbara Walters for one of her TV specials. In the interview, Ms. Walters asked the Pope if he had any pet peeves. The Pope nodded and said, “I have two.” “Can you tell us what they are?” asked Ms. Walters. “Certainly,” said the Pope. “The first would be those stupid Polish jokes. These jokes are really demeaning and insulting to us Poles. We are portrayed…
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Parents are embarrassing, Take my dad. Every time a friend comes to stay the night, he does something that makes my face go red. Now don’t get me wrong. He is a terrific dad. I love him but sometimes I think he will never grow up. He loves playing practical jokes. This behavior first started one night when Anna came to sleep over. Unknown to me, dad sneaks into my room and puts Doona, our cat, on the spare bed.…
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A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F”. He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, “S-H-I-T.” The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly “T-G-I-F” another time. The man smiled back to her…
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There was once a truck driver who would amuse himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer, he would swerve to hit him, there would be a loud “THUD”, and then he’d swerve back onto the road. One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. The driver thought he would do a good deed and pulled the truck over. “Where are you…
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1: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block! 2: What do you say to a blonde that won’t give in? “Have another beer.” 3: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? “Daddy! I want to go to Miami 4: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street. They spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it? Nobody. The first four don’t exist and the…
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULLOVER!” “NO,” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!” ++++++++++ The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something…
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Q. What’s pink and hangs out your underpants? A. Your Mother. Q. What’s Blue and doesn’t fit any more? A. A dead epileptic. Q. What’s pink and hard in the morning? A. The Financial Times Crossword. Q. What’s blue and fucks grannies? A. Hypothermia.
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1. Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time? 2. I have felt him, my master. 3. Stay on the leader. 4. Luke just has too much of his father in him. 5. You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought. 6. You’re all clear kid, now let’s blow this thing. — possibly a bit vague — 7. eechurmamma! (Ewokese greeting) 8. I can’t, it’s too big.
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