Jigsaw puzzle Jokes

The Jigsaw Puzzle

Two Newfies go into a bar and order “Champagne for everyone!” After the bartender does this, he ask the guys why they’re celebrating. The two Newfies proclaim: “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle, and it only took us two months!” “Two months, what’s so special about that?” said the bartender. “Well on the box it said 2-4 years!”

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The Jigsaw Puzzle

Ray gets a call from his blonde girlfriend Gloria. “I’ve got problem, Ray, and I need your help.” “What’s the trouble, Gloria?” replies Ray. “I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard. None of it fits together and I can’t find any of the edge pieces.” “What’s it a picture of?” Ray asks. “It’s a big rooster,” says Gloria. “OK, I’ll come and have a look,” says Ray, so he drives to Gloria’s house. She leads him to the…

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Numerous Blonde Q&A

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? A. The joystick is wet. Q. What do a screen door and a blonde have in common? A. The more you bang it the looser it gets. Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? A. A brain tumor. Q. What is a blondes cheer? A. “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N…. oh well, I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea, yea, yea! Q. Why do…

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