Jesse jackson Jokes

magicians, jugglers, and roadkill.

Jesse Jackson, a boyscout, and an Italian Guy are in a plane. There are only two parachutes. The Italian guy turns to the other two and says, “Have either of you seen a black guy, a Jewish guy, or a Genie?” Jackson and the boyscout shake their heads. “Son of a bitch”, says the Italian guy, “I’m in the wrong joke.”

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Air Force One Joke

Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are sitting side by side as they are waiting for Air Force One to take off. The stewardess comes over and asks solicitously, “Can I get you a drink, Mr. President?” Bill Clinton says cheerfully, “Why sure honey! I’ll have a martini, please. Shaken not stirred. Ha ha ha!” The stewardess smiles back and turns to the Reverend Jackson, “And you, sir? Care for the same?” “I’d rather be given a blowjob by a two-bit…

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Bill Clinton Statue Committee

Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Buffoon Street Little Rock, AR 72205 Dear Friend: We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising 5 million dollars for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the hall of fame in Washington, DC. This committee was in a quandary as to where to place the statue. It was not wise to place it beside George Washington, who never told a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth,…

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