Irishmen Jokes

There are two Irishmen looking for work and they see a sign-TREE FELLERS WANTED- “Oh oh, just take a look at that,” said Paddy. “What a pity there’s only the two of us.”

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Two Irishmen Patrick (said Paa-truck) and Michael (said My-cal) decided that they wanted to do something for their environment. So they each bought a pig to keep in their neighbouring back yards; the pigs would eat all the food scraps and provide manure for the garden. After buying the pigs at market both Irishmen were worried that they may get mixed up about whose pig was whose. Patrick say to Michael, “I tell ya wot Michael, I’ll cut the right…

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Three drunk Irishmen were rambling through a cemetery in search of the oldest person buried there. One Blasted Bloke, Shamus, yells out, “Here’s a fella that died when he was 145 years old!” “What was his name?” asks Paddy. Shamus lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, “Miles, from Dublin.”

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Two Irishmen are sitting at the bar, and on the side of the bar is a huge mirror. Murphy looks over and says, “Don`t look now, Patrick, but the chap sitting over there looks the spitting image of you!” Patrick says, “I don`t believe it, the other chap is identical to YOU as well!” Murphy stands up and says, “I’m going to buy them a drink.” Patrick says, “Don`t bother, they are coming over.”

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Three Irishmen arrive at the local pet store in county Armagh and buy all the parrots and all the budgerigars in the shop. They stuff the birds into a bag and declare to the shop owner that they are off for an outdoor adventure. The shop owner is a bit concerned about why the three men would want so many parrots and budgees, so he waits until they are gone and follows them in his car. The Irishmen drive to…

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