Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Long ago, when the Irish Sweepstakes was the big lottery game in the U.S., a Jewish gentleman won the sweepstakes and was overwhelmed, not so much with the amount of the winnings, but with the taxes he would have to pay. So this gentleman, named Morrie, went to his tax advisor and was told the best thing he could do would be to go to Ireland, live there for a year, establish residence and collect the entire sum, tax-free. Morrie…
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An Enlishman man on his holiday walks in to an Irish country tavern and approaches the bar. “Excuse me landlord. Could you tell me the quickest way to Donegal.” The landlord unsure replies “Are you walking or are you driving?” “Er..driving.” “Then that’ll be the quickest way.”
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Well, who saw this coming? ? After vowing to curb immigration and ‘shore up Irish culture,’ a famous mixed martial arts fighter has officially pulled out of Ireland’s presidential race. Apparently, the world of politics isn’t quite like the octagon. The fighter complained that the nomination rules were a ‘straitjacket,’ preventing a ‘true democratic contest.’ It seems the rigorous process of, you know, running a country, was a bit too much for someone who prefers headlocks to legislative loopholes. He…
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There is a Irish guy, a Chinese guy, a Russian guy, and a American guy. The guys were sitting around one day disscusing what they like about their country. The Irish guy says that he likes the green grass of Ireland. The Chinese guy says that he likes the Great Wall of China. The Russian guy says that he likes the Russian flag. The American guy says that he likes the Bald Eagle. All the other guys looked at the…
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An Irishman is driving down a quiet country road when a policeman drives up behind him and pulls him over. “Excuse me sir,” the copper says, “I don’t believe that this is your car.” “I can assure you it is,” Paddy replies. But the PC still doesn’t believe poor old Paddy, so he gets him out of the car and onto the road. The policeman then proceeds to draw a circle around the Irishman and returns to the car. “I’m…
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Three doctors, one from Russia, one from Ireland, and one from the United States, are at a doctor’s conference. They are arguing over who has the best and most advanced medicine. The Russian says, “We have the best medicine. We can take out a man’s liver and have him looking for work in a month. The Irish doctor says, “That’s nothing. We can remove a man’s heart and have him looking for work in two weeks.” The American says, “We’ve…
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