Indian companion Jokes

The Lone Ranger and his faithful Indian companion Tonto, found themselves surrounded by hostile Apache braves on the warpath. “I don’t see any way out, Tonto,” said The Lone Ranger. “It looks like we’re going to be killed by those Indians.” Tonto turned to his friend. “What you mean WE, kemo sabe?”

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A cowboy & Indian scout been in the desert for a while. Indian travel on foot & tracked on this mission. Job completed, headed for town. Closer they got, the cowboy thought about how good a cold beer would taste, so he road faster & faster. Tried not to overheat the horse or his Indian companion. When they got to the saloon, the horse was lathered with sweat & heat. No air stirring & worried his horse would die, he…

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