Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One day these two hunters are walking through the woods when the one turns to his friend and tells him that he has to go take a shit. About 10-15 minutes go by and his friend is still not back, and while waiting for him up against the tree he spots a deer and shoots it. While gutting the deer he gets a devilish idea to take a handfull of the deer guts and sneak over to the spot where…
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Q. What’s the difference between a hunting dog and a gay man? A. The hunting dog likes to sic a duck!
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Two Aggies went duck hunting. Days later, after having no luck, they decide to buy a couple of specially bred duck hunting dogs. They return to their blind near the lake with their special dogs. Later that morning, ducks fly over. They don’t get any ducks. Hours pass and many ducks fly over but still, they have not killed a single duck. Finally, one Aggie turns to the other, “Do you think we’re throwing them up high enough?”
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Three guys,a Russian, a Swede and a Czech, decided that they wanted to go bear hunting. They read all the books, asked the pros for advice, and got all the state of the art equipment. When they got to the reserve they told the guard on duty, “If we don’t come back in three days, come looking for us.” And with that taken care of they drove on into the wilderness. Three days passed and still the guys hadn’t shown…
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Joe and Ken always hunt together, but Ken gets married and is forced to bring his new bride along. Ken tells his wife to straighten out the cabin and fix lunch while he and Joe look for a good spot to hunt deer. They arrive on top of this big cliff and proceed to look for the best spot for their treestand. Joe tells Ken he can see the cabin; Ken says never mind that look for a good spot.…
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Moose Hunting Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long,…
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Two polish men went away for their annual hunting trip, and by accident, one was shot by the other. His worried companion got him out of the woods, into the car, and off to the nearest hospital. After several hours, the doctor came out with a worried expression on his face. “Well, doctor,” he inquired anxiously. “Is he going to live?” “It’s hard to say,” answered the doctor. “He would have a better chance if you hadn’t gutted him first.”
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There were these three guys. An American, a Hispanic, and a Russian. They decided to go hunting. The American went out in the morning and came back with a 10 point buck. The Hispanic asked, “How did you get the deer?” The American answered,” I followed the tracks and boom boom I got this deer. So, the Hispanic went out the following morning and came back to camp with a 14 point buck. The Russian asked, “How did you get…
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A farmer was down on his luck having suffered a bad growing season, lack of crops and poor prices. To make ends meet he decided he’d have to sell his dog – a most intelligent animal. A few days after placing the ad, a man came to see this “intelligent” dog. When asked what the dog could do, the farmer pointed to a stand of trees nearby and informed the man there was a pond on the other side. He…
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Two Michigan robbers charged into a Detroit music store, waving their guns. “Nobody moves!” one of the robbers ordered. The second robber then moved – and the first shot him in the head. A Turkish farmer was taken to the hospital with severe stomach pains. The doctor then discovered that he had ingested pesticide. The Doctor however noticed that it was in too small an amount to be suicidal. So he asked the Farmer why he did so. The farmer…
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