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The Raven: 2001 Edition

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of “hot chicks galore,” As I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And, of course, I was now mourning; mourning for my lost amour, “Tis not possible!” I stuttered, “Give me back my cheap hardcore!” Quote the server, “404.”

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Women’s Clever Answers To Pick-Up Lines

Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.” Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” Woman: “Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.” Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?” Man: “Your place or mine?” Woman: “Both. You go to your place and I’ll go to mine.” Man: “I’d really like to get into your pants.” Woman: “No thanks. There’s…

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