Horse auction Jokes

blondes at a horse show.

Two blondes go to a horse auction and buy the two finest there. So when they get them home they say, “How are we gonna tell them apart?” The other one said “We’ll put a notch in one of their ears.” So the next day they come back and both horses have a notch in their ears in the same place. So now they put a ribbon on one horse’s tail. So the next day they came back and the…

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The Preacher’s Ass

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse-racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The…

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That’s a Cow?

On his first date with a woman who wasn’t overly intelligent, Ogden decided to take her to the county fair. While walking around and looking at all the festivities, they came to the area where they auction livestock. Ogen’s date walked up to one of the pens and asked, “Ogden, why doesn’t this cow have horns?” “Well,” replied Ogden, ” sometimes cows don’t get horns until they are 7 or 8 years old. And sometimes, cows don’t get horns until…

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