Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Follow these directions exactly! Does Bill Gates have a problem we don’t know about?? Or does he actually has a sense of humour..?? 1. Open a new document in WORD 2. Type “Unable to follow directions” (without the quotes) 3. Highlight the entire sentence you just typed 4. Click Tools; Thesaurus (or hit shift-F7 to open the thesaurus)and then read out the result…
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1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say, “uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, “Dang, this water’s cold.” 5. Drop a marble and say, “Oh crap! My glass eye!” 6. Say, “Hmmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.” 7. Grunt and strain real loud…
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Today’s joke is interactive and requires the use of Microsoft Word 97. 1) Go into Microsoft Word 97. Create a new sheet. 2) On the sheet, type the words “unable to find my Viagra” 3) Highlight the entire line you typed in. 4) Go to your menu bar. 5) Select Tools, Thesaurus. (Sometimes it is Tools, Language, Thesaurus) 6) Look what it says.
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Go into Word and type in the sentence I’d like to see Bill Gates dead. Highlight the whole sentence. Go into “Tools” and hit the “Thesaurus”… interesting
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This might prove that Bill Gates has a sense of humor. 1. Open a new Word (for Windows 95 ver 7.0) document. 2. Type in “I’d like to see you naked” without the quotes. 3. Highlight it and look it up in the Thesaurus. 4. Enjoy
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