Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A man dies and finds himself in a small room that has a couch and TV set in it. There’s another fellow sitting on the couch watching TV. The new arrival asks the man on the couch, “So, is this heaven or hell?” The man looks up and says, “Well, there’s no windows or doors, and no apparent way out.” “Oh,” says the first guy. “So it’s hell?” “Well,” says the other guy, without looking up from the screen, “but…
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A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes up a conversation with him. Just then, she hears a blood curdling scream! “What was that?” she asks. “Oh, it’s nothing,” says Saint Peter, “It’s just someone getting a hole drilled in their head so they can be fitted for their halo.” A few seconds later, she hears another agonized scream, this…
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There was an engineer who died and went to heaven. God says, “No, you’re not supposed to be here. You have to go to hell.” So the guy goes to hell and sees the devil. The engineer says to the Devil, “You know what, you need an air conditioner down here.” So the Devil says “You know what, you are right.” So the engineer installs an air conditioner in Hell. The next day the engineer says “You need an escalator…
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The popular belief is that Heaven and Hell are one under the other. The actual layout is side by side, separated by a wooden fence. One afternoon on the etheral planes, a group of demons are playing football and manage to crash into the fence, demolishing a large part of it. God, anger in His eyes, roars over the fence to Satan, “Your little demons did this – therefore you must repair it!” “Fine,” says Satan. “I’ve got all the…
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A young man died somewhat before his time in a motor accident, and found himself in Hell. He sat in a hot ante-room surrounded by swirling sulphurous gases as he gloomily awaited his fate. He’d heard all the jokes. “OK lads, tea break’s over, back on your heads.” Being forced to listen to a continuous Barry Manilow tape. The electrodes on the goolies. It made him shiver. Finally Satan arrived, detected the young chap’s demeanour and said, “Hey, why so…
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Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God…. “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows ’95. I’m going to do something I’ve never done before. I’m going to let you decide where you want to go.” Bill replied,…
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Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. “Hungry, Seymour?” the Lord asked. “I could eat,” said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hell and noticed the inhabitants devouring enormous steaks, pheasant, pastries and vodka. The next day, the Lord again asked Seymour if he were hungry, and Seymour again…
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A recent study by NASA concluded that only 30% of women went to heaven. Why Because any more than that and it would be HELL!
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St Peter and Satan met at the wall separating heaven from hell as someone had made a huge hole in the wall. St Peter told Satan that someone from hell must have made the hole, as surely NO ONE from heaven would be trying to get into hell. Satan replied that St Peter was jumping to conclusions, as St Peter had not seen who made the hole. However, Satan, being generous, offered to pay for half the cost of repairing…
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The Pope and President Clinton just happened to die on the same day. Now obviously the Pope was to go to heaven and Clinton was supposed to go to hell. Somehow this gets crossed up. God and Satan realized their error and Satan sent the Pope up and God sent Clinton down. They just happened to meet in the middle, so they stopped to chit-chat for a minute. Clinton asked the pope,”What had you hoped to do when you got…
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