Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
The 5 questions most feared by men are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that everyone is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along…
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A man and a woman were golfing when the woman said suddenly, “Would you remarry if I died?” “Yes”, said the man. “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”, asked the woman. “No”, said the man,”she’s left-handed”.
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A husband and wife are talking one day when the wife says, “When I die I want you to remarry.” The husband says, “Oh no I couldn’t do that.” The wife responds, “I just want you to be happy, you have to remarry.” The husband says, “OK if you insist.” The wife then says, “After your remarried I want your new wife to have my car.” “No I couldn’t do that,” the husband replies. “I insist,” the wife says. The…
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Top 25 Things A Wife Will Not Say: 1. I’ll swallow it all……..I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink? 3. I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy. 4. Shouldn’t you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5. That was a great fart! Do another one! 6. I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 7. You’re so sexy when your hungover. 8. I’d rather watch football and drink beer with you than…
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