Your Mommy is so Fat!
Your Mommy is so fat that when she goes trick or treating she knocks on garage doors!
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Your Mommy is so fat that when she goes trick or treating she knocks on garage doors!
Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster that an ambulance… Only in America…are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink… Only in America…do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and a diet coke… Only in America…do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters… Only in America…do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the…