Gang banger Jokes

Bang You’re Gone

Three gang bangers are shot in an aborted holdup. While awaiting their fate to determine whether they are to go to Heaven or to Hell, they sneak out of the holding zone and arrive at the Pearly Gates where upon they are greeted by St. Peter. “Check it out, bro,” says the lead gang banger to St. Peter. “Dis is where we belong.” “I’m sorry,” replies St. Peter, “but I don’t see any of your names on the admittance list.”…

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bad mother fucker from down the street.

One day this lady bought her son a radio for 500 dollars. The lady told her son not to take it outside because somebody might take it. He said, “No one’s going to take it.” His mom said, “If they do, tell them you’re the bad mother fucker from down the street, and you’ll kick their ass from street to street.” So he was walking in Chicago and some gang bangers were in the park. They said: “Hey boy, let…

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