Gaining ground Jokes

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster upon arrival walks over to the old rooster and says, ?OK, old man, time to pack your bags and retire.? The old rooster says with conviction, ?You can?t handle all these chickens? Just look at what it did to me!? The young rooster replies, ?Now, it is time for the old to step aside and the young to take over,…

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Father Brown was walking on the grounds of the convent when he noticed Sister Jane walking by. He thought, “Sister Jane seems to be heavier now.” So he called out to her, “Sister Jane, aren’t we gaining some weight?” “Oh, no, Father,” said Sister Jane. “Just a little gas. That’s all.” Two months later, Father Brown again noticed that Sister Jane seemed to be much larger than the last time he saw her. So he approached her and remarked, “Sister…

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