Frosty the snowman Jokes

What do you call Frosty the snowman in June? A puddle! What kind of ship never sinks? Friendship! What is Black and white and red all over? A cow that didn’t wear sunblock! What is the main use for cow-hide? The main use is to use the cowhide and cover the cow’s body!

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It was Christmas time and Jim wanted to buy a nice present for his girlfriend. He walked into a pet shop and walked up to the front counter. “Excuse me, sir, but do you have any special pets?” Jim asked the man “Why yes right over there.” He pointed to a small parrot perched on a wooden stick inside a cage in the corner. “His name is CHET.” “Well, what does this bird do that is so special??” Jim asked.…

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