Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A 5-year old girl came into the kitchen, where her Grandpa was, sat down in a chair, and started staring at him. Her Grandpa was reading the paper and finally realized that she was staring at him and he asked, ” Why are you staring at me, sweetie?” She answered, ” Well, I’m waiting for you to turn into a frog!” “So why do you think I’m going to turn into a frog?” inquired Grandpa. The little girl answered with…
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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.…
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline, and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful, young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” “No,” says his Advisor, “in her biology class.”
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This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box. and it says…”Snatch Eating Frogs $20.00 each comes with instructions)”. She looks at it for a minute…looks around to see if anyone’s watching her… and whispers to the man behind the counter…”I’LL TAKE ONE!” He packages up a frog. The woman grabs her dog…
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A sad lonely Princess was walking through the forest contemplating her life when she suddenly stumbled upon a frog. After a few initial looks she scanned the woods to make sure that no one would see and leaning down she gave the frog a single kiss on the head. To her surprise a flash and a cloud of white smoke revealed the most handsome Prince she had ever laid her eyes on. Falling to her knees she implored the Prince,…
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Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that…
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This mangy-lookin’ guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bar-tender says “No way. I don’t think you can pay for it.” The guy says “You’re right. I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me a drink?” The bartender says “Only if what you show me ain’t risque.” “Deal!” says the guy, as he reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the…
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A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods when they come across a golden frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when it talks to them. The golden frog admits that he is a magical frog, and doesn’t often meet other residents of the forest, but when he does, he grants them three wishes each. The bear immediately asks that all the other bears in the forest be female. The frog…
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A woman was looking for the perfect gift to give to her husband on his birthday. While in a pet store she just couldn’t decide on what to get. The clerk suggested a big bull frog. “Well, how much is the frog?” asked the woman. “200 Dollars,” replied the clerk. “Why would I spend 200 dollars on a frog?” she replied back. “Well lady,” the clerk said, “This frog gives head!” So as it turns out the woman buys the…
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There was a frog with a really big mouth travelling around one day. He came to a barn and saw a cow. “HELLO COW, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?” The cow replied, “Milk.” The frog nodded. “OH, IS THAT SO.” He then hopped along to a fence and saw a horse. “HELLO, HORSE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?” The horse replied,”Hay.” The frog nodded, “OH, IS THAT SO.” He then hopped along to the river and he saw…
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