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Cannibal’s Q&A

Q: What did the notorious cannibal Hannibal Lecter do when he entered an “eat-all-you-can” restaurant? A: He had two waiters, one busboy and half a maitre’d. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: He wiped his butt. Q: What did the cannibal say when he first saw a skating rink? A: “What do you know … People on the rocks!” Q: Why do cannibals avoid eating stand-up comedians? A: Because they taste funny. Q: Why…

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Cooking Advice

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. I just can’t seem to get them tender.” The second cannibal asks, “What kind of Missionary do you use?” The other replied, “You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a…

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