Flashlights Jokes

blond inventions

Inventions by Blondes ? The water-proof towel ? Glow in the dark sunglasses ? Solar powered flashlights ? Submarine screen doors ? A book on how to read ? Inflatable dart boards ? A dictionary index ? Mechanical Pencil sharpeners ? Powdered water ? Pedal-powered wheel chairs ? Waterproof tea bags ? Watermelon seed sorter ? Zero proof alcohol ? Reuseable ice cubes ? See-through toilet tissue ? Skinless bananas ? Do-it-yourself road map ? Turnip ice cream ? Toe…

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Fierce Mosquitoes

Some young city boy scouts were on their first camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, “We might as well give up. They’re coming after us now with flashlights.”

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Blonde Inventions

Inventions by Blondes =–= — The water-proof towel — Glow in the dark sunglasses — Solar powered flashlights — Submarine screen doors — A book on how to read — Inflatable dart boards — A dictionary index — Mechanical Pencil sharpeners — Powdered water — Pedal-powered wheel chairs — Waterproof tea bags — Watermelon seed sorter — Zero proof alcohol — Reuseable ice cubes — See-through toilet tissue — Skinless bananas — Do-it-yourself road map — Turnip ice cream —…

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