Fifth graders Jokes

Day at the Races

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour, some of the children needed to go to the toilet, so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other female teacher. She was to wait outside the men’s toilet. Soon one of the boys…

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Define the Word

I was teaching my fifth-graders their weekly vocabulary lesson in reading class and was working on using the word, “afford,” properly. I called on a little boy named Michael, and I asked him what he thought the word, “afford” meant. He, very innocently, replied, “It’s a truck.”

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