Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office, but aren’t:
10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag! 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!! 5. Hmmmmmm. I think it’s out of fluid! 4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish. 3. It’s an entry-level position. 2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today? And the number 1 thing…

