How many elephants…
How many elephants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but how’d they get into the lightbulb?
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Elephants
Why aren’t elephants allowed at the beach? Because they can’t keep their trunks up!!!!!
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Elephants in Trees
Q: How elephants climbs trees? A: They stand over the seed and wait till the tree grows.
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Elephant Q&A
Do you know how to pass an elephant under the door? Put him in an envelope… What if it doesn’t fit? Take off the seal… How do you hide an elephant in an strawberry field? Paint his nails red… How do you make an elephant not pass by the door? Make a knot in his tail… How do you know that there is an elephant in the pool? There is a round pair of shoes beside the pool… How does…
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You Won’t Believe It
Pick a number between 1 and 10. (Remember the number) Double it. Add 8 to the new number. Divide that total by 2. Subtract your original number. You should now have a number between 1 and 8. Match that number with its corresponding letter: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 A B C D E F G H Now take that letter and think of any country in the world that begins with that letter. Take the second…
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Breakfast with Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane were lying in bed early one Sunday morning. Gently, Tarzan rolled over towards Jane and started to give her a playful shoulder massage. “Oh Tarzan”, she said… “Not now dear. I’m still sleepy, and besides, I’m hungry Why don’t you go out and find us something for breakfast.” Tarzan grudgingly slipped on his loin cloth, stretched his muscular torso, and grabbed the first vine, heading off into the jungle. The sun was shining and all the animals…
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Over 50 Ways to get rid of Blind Dates
1.At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you’ll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it. 2.Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on your table. 3.Wipe your nose on your date’s sleeve. Twice. 4.Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions. 5.Repeat every third third word you say say. 6.Give your claim to fame…
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why did the elephants have to get out of the swimming pool? Because there trunks kept falling down
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(The Ultimate) yo mamma
Your mama is so fat: :When she hauls ass she has to make two trips. :When she dances she makes the band skip. :When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live. :She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. (
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Interesting Facts (again)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps outward to squirt blood 30 feet. A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (Lucky Pig!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) Humans, whales and dolphins are the only species that have sex for…
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