Dude ranch Jokes

Herd of Cows

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be “Macho,” and went out walking with one of the hired hands. Walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: “Say, look at that bunch of cows.” The hired hand replied, “Not ‘bunch,’ but ‘herd.’” “Heard what?” “Herd of cows.” “Sure, I’ve heard of cows. There’s a big bunch of ’em right over there.”

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Saddle Up!

My wife and I went to a “Dude Ranch” in Texas. The cowboy, preparing the horses, asked my city wife if she wanted a Western or an English saddle. She asked him what the difference was. When he told her that one had a horn and one didn’t, she replied, “The one without the horn is fine. I don’t expect we’ll run into too much traffic out here.”

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Cowboy Goes to Church

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean the parking lot,” interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. “I walked up the trail to the door,” Joe continued. “The sidewalk to the door,” Charlie corrected him. “Inside the door, I was met by this dude,” Joe went on. “That would be the…

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