Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn’t eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf. Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven’t even finished your Grandmother yet. Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts. Shut up and eat what’s put in front of you. Mommy, Mommy! What’s an Oedipus complex? Shut up and kiss me! Mommy, Mommy! What’s for dinner? Shut up and get back in the…
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Yo mamma’s like a stop sign. On every other corner. Yo mamma’s like a hardware store 10 cents a screw. Yo mamma’s like a doorknob everyone gets a turn. Yo mamma’s like a lightbulb anyone can turn her on. Yo mamma’s like a remote everyone pushes her buttons.
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YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…
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Yo mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mamma so small she hanglides on a dorito. Yo mamma’s like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn. Yo mamma’s like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter. Yo mamma’s like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and a two-year old could turn her on.
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