Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
On his third marriage already, Mr. Jones wanted to start a new life with a virginal young woman, since his marriages to worldly types were unsuccessful. He searched the country for a young innocent female — he classified by asking a simple question. Upon meeting a young lady he’d show them a picture of his member and ask them what it was. If the response was “dick” the lady was dirty and not worth marrying. After interviewing hundreds of ladies…
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Dirty knock knock jokes Knock Knock Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito bit me! Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ ! Knock Knock Who’s there? Parton! Parton who? Parton my French! Knock Knock Who’s there? “Fuck you said” “Fuck you said who?” “Me!” Knock Knock Who’s there? Andy. Andy who? And he bit me again! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda Smellmop. Wanda Smellmop who? No, thanks, I’m not into scat. Knock…
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Sum Yung Guy Mable None Of Your Business Windshield Wipers Sharon Peters Wvu Football Lopsided Breasts Marzipan Knights Of Columbus Pussy Willow Green Hair Overbite Erie Canal Liberace Thora Hird Broad Shoulders Feather Boa Heavy Breathing Italian Accent Pinochle Army Corps Of Engineers Little Red Wagon Buzzard Milk Of Magnesia Snow Shoes Green With Envy Anticipation Buttermilk Freddy Holiness Penis Envy Betsy Ross Quiff Pool Boy Gratitude Search And Rescue Valley Forge Fire Sprinkler System Senorita Keith Sweat Gold Teeth…
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A college professor always starts his class with a dirty joke. After one particularly vulgar story, all the women decide to leave the next time he starts telling a joke. The next day the Professor comes into the class and says, “Did you hear about the shortage of whores in India?” With that all the women got to their feet and headed toward the door. “Wait,” cried the Professsor, “the boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
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Not-So-Secret Male Handbook 1. Practice grunting 5 times a day. While some may find it acceptable to grunt only before the morning coffee, the true male will only answer in monosyllabic form, except for emergencies, i.e.. when some portion of your body is on fire. 2. Never ask for directions. Ever. Even if you find yourself crossing the state line when all you wanted was to go buy some ammo. 3. Never ever show emotion. No exceptions. Including the emergency…
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102 REASONS IT’S GREAT TO BE A GUY. 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. Monday Nite Football. 6. You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 8. You can open all your own jars. 9. Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained…
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