Polite Dinner
There are two very polite people having dinner together. On the table, there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish. They politely say to each other: “You may choose first.” “No, you may choose first.” And this goes on for awhile. Then the first person says: “OK, I’ll take first.” And he takes the BIG piece of fish. The second person: “Why did you take the big piece? That’s not polite!” The…

