A Blonde goes Camping
There were these two blonde campers camping in the woods and one of them said: “I have got to go to shit.” The other said, “Go in the woods.” The first said, “I don’t have anything to wipe with.” “Use a dollar” Well he came back with shit all over his hands and the other one asked, “What happened to you?” He replied, “It is hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel.”

