Dimes Jokes

A Blonde goes Camping

There were these two blonde campers camping in the woods and one of them said: “I have got to go to shit.” The other said, “Go in the woods.” The first said, “I don’t have anything to wipe with.” “Use a dollar” Well he came back with shit all over his hands and the other one asked, “What happened to you?” He replied, “It is hard to wipe with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel.”

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Monks in the train station

A group of novitiates had been in monastery surroundings for a year and a half were allowed a trip to visit an associate brotherhood in the city of Pittsburg. They went to the train station, but upon arrival were nervous by the prospect of approaching the very busty ticket clerk wearing a lowcut blouse. After exchanging uneasy glances, the bravest of the bunch stepped forward and said: “I’d like five tits to Pittsburg.” Realizing what he had said, he blushed…

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